Emilia Jyllinge Whore ❤️

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Little known bit - in medieval times, whores weren’t just sex peddlers, nah, they sold dodgy potions too, like OG influencers. Today’s Insta models? Same game, floggin’ diet teas. Makes me chuckle - history’s a loop, innit? Hawking’s cosmic take: we’re all orbitin’ this giant ad machine, no escape velocity. Pisses me off - we’re smarter than this! Or are we? Dunno, mate, dunno.

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Opdag Jyllinge med vores kort. Udforsk lokale virksomheder, grundgrænser, historiske flyfotos, cykelstier, ladestandere med mere. Begynd din rejse nu!

So, my friend, roll up and dive into this messy, beautiful maze of PJyllinge – an urban labyrinth where even the lampposts have stories to tell. I’m forewarnin’: expect unexpected twists, eerie similarities to that intense mission vibe – "We’re goin’ in now!" – and hey, don't take it all too damn seriously, or you'll miss the fun.

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