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About Tel Aviv

I’d be ragin’ happy if I scored one, tho. “The end comes soon,” like in *Melancholia*, but screw that—I’d be king for a night! Maybe she’d be hot, maybe not, but I’d yell, “You’re my planet now, bitch!” Total Cartman move. Still, it’s risky—could get robbed or somethin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ about it! Don’t mess with me, I’m Eric freakin’ Cartman!

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First off, I hit up the main street, Al-Mahatta. It’s like the heartbeat of the city. You got cafes, shops, and people just vibin’. I grab a coffee from this little spot called Café Al-Mahatta. Best brew ever! I mean, I’m no coffee snob, but this stuff had me feeling like I could conquer the world. Or at least the next block.

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