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About Keelung

Lightbulb! It’s all bout control, ya? Like Dodd sayin’, “Man is not an animal!” But oh, sexual-massage makes ya feel like one—growlin’, sweatin’, all primal-like. Ain’t just horny vibes, tho—dere’s history! Old Chinese emperors got dis stuff, concubines trained for YEARS, twistin’ fingers like kung-fu pros. Blows my mind, dese ancient pervs knew what’s up. Ever try it? Legs shakin’, ya can’t walk straight—hilarious, like minions stumblin’ after banana hooch.

Sensual Massage Rates & Services

Services: OWO - Oral without condom, Cumshot on body (COB), Cum on Face, Swingersclub, Anal, Classic vaginal sex, Cum on body, Dirty talk, Erotic massage.

First off, I’m the Office Manager at this small firm on Zhongshan Road. You know, the one with the bright blue sign? Yeah, that one. I get to work, and boom! The printer’s jammed. Like, really? It’s 8 AM, and I’m already wrestling with this ancient piece of junk. I swear, it’s like it has a personal vendetta against me. I’m yanking paper out, and it’s just a mess. I’m sweating like I just ran a marathon.

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