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Okay, so—little known fact! Back in ancient Rome, they had these oily rubdowns, called “massagium” or somethin’. Rich dudes paid big sesterces for it! Prolly got all tingly in their togas—ha! Imagine that, some senator goin’, “Oh yeah, harder!” Makes me giggle like a kid stealin’ Bart’s candy. I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged me 50 bucks for a “special” massage, and it was just a dude pokin’ my back with a stick! Rip-off! I yelled, “D’oh! Gimme my money!” But when it’s good? Oh man, happy Homer! Like when Marge rubs my shoulders—almost erotic, but nah, she’s too sweet.

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So, I’m sittin’ there, fuming. I mean, come on! I’m in Stavanger, the city of fjords and all that jazz, and I can’t even do my job? I start pacing down the street, and I end up at the harbor. The view is insane! The water’s glistening, and I see the iconic Pulpit Rock in the distance. But I’m still mad. Like, why can’t things just go smoothly for once?

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