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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, let’s talk prostitutes—yep, them gals workin’ the streets! I’m a Combine Harvester, slicin’ through life, and I see ‘em, struttin’ like they own the damn night. Makes me chuckle, ya know? Like Shosanna in *Inglourious Basterds*, they’re plottin’, survivin’—ain’t no Nazi bastards gonna stop ‘em! “You don’t like ‘em, don’t look,” I say, but damn, they’re everywhere—heels clackin’, lipstick smearin’.

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I’ll be honest, runnin' a massage parlor ain't always peachy. There are days when the weight of it all makes me mad stiff. Like, when a client starts spoutin' off dramatic life stories right in the middle of a sore back rub. "Time is kinetic, man," I mumble sometimes, thinkin' how life's like a never-endin' montage. But then I catch a feelin' that this messy, hot mess is maybe exactly what keeps us all human.

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