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Got my first one years back—dude, I was pissed! Masseuse kept giggling, like, what’s so funny, lady? My knotted shoulders? Then she hits this spot—bam!—I’m melting like a damn popsicle. Surprised me, honestly. Felt like Adèle in that movie, moaning, “I want you to touch me,” but nah, I’m too sarcastic to admit it. Still, little known fact: some old Chinese texts say erotic-massage boosts your chi or whatever. Energy flow, my foot—more like a cash flow for these parlors.

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I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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