Ellie Asker Whore ❤️

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Pisses me off when she yells over my tunes. Like, chill, babe, let the music breathe! But damn, she’s funny – calls my violins “fancy toothpicks.” Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. Happy tho, ‘cause she’s real, y’know? No fake bullshit. Surprised me once, showed up with a rose. A rose! For me! Said she nabbed it from a grave. Dark humor, man, love it.

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I'm writing childrens fantasy novel and I just can't find appropiate word for a 'slut'. I've become across many words such as strumpet.

So, I get home, and I’m just done. I flop on the couch, and I’m like, “What a day.” I mean, from coffee disasters to bird fights, it’s been a wild ride. But hey, that’s life in Asker, right? Full of surprises, and sometimes, a little chaos.

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