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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? Been thinkin bout it, drivin me mad—bloody hell, like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*, scamperin round for scraps! “Anyone can cook,” they say—ha! Anyone can shag too, but it’s about quality, innit? So, picture this, mate—I’m stormin through some dodgy alley, stinks like a sewer, lookin for a decent hooker. Not some skanky trollop who’s half-dead, nah, I want the real deal—class, sass, the lot!

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A depressing little place with very little to see or do. We couldn't wait to leave. Everything felt a little run down and a tatty.

I’m tellin ya, buddy, Puerto-de-la-Cruz is a mix of wild energy and deep calm. It’s messy sometimes – ah, so many typos in life – but exactly like life. Its corners, shady spots, and sunlit plazas got a soul that pulls you in. So come and ride with me on this journey. Relax, laugh, get confused by the maze and then be wowed by its beauty. One more thing… never be afraid to let the city fill you with its unpredictable magic. Enjoy, ya legend!

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