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Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, pal! Talkin’ ‘bout brothels, huh? *snorts* Kinda wild, right? Like, steppin’ into a dream within a dream, y’know? Straight outta *Inception*! Picture this: shady joint, red lights flickerin’, smells like cheap perfume an’ regret. Rarrgh! Makes my fur stand up! Been around, seen some stuff—brothels ain’t just what ya think. Oldest gig in history, legit! Back in Rome, they had “lupanars,” fancy name for ‘em. Walls painted with… y’know, *saucy* art. Rarrgh! Crazy, right?

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After a solid hour of work, I finally get those roses lookin’ decent. Mrs. Müller is thrilled! She’s like, “You’re a miracle worker!” I’m feelin’ all proud and stuff. But then, she offers me a slice of her famous apple strudel. I’m like, “Heck yes!” But then I remember I’m on a diet. Ugh! Why do good things always come with a catch?

Balzer named Seton LaSalle soccer coach