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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, “I drink and I know things.” So, let’s chat escort, yeah? Not the dodgy kind—nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car! Picture this: me, half-pissed on wine, stumblin’ round King’s Landing, dreamin’ of zoomin’ off in a beat-up Escort. Reminds me of WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot— “Put on your Sunday clothes!”—‘cept this ride’s no shiny spaceship, it’s a rusty beaut from the ‘70s.

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Finally, we wrap up, and I’m feelin’ good. I head over to the Solway Park to chill. It’s a nice spot, ya know? Green grass, kids playin’, and the sound of laughter. I plop down on a bench, and this couple next to me is havin’ a picnic. They offer me some food, and I’m like, “Heck yeah!” Free food? Count me in!

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