Amelia Okanagan Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, yeah, I heard ‘bout this whore—Lysa, they called her, not my snivellin’ sister-in-law, mind ya—worked the docks down by Blackwater Bay. Word is, she’d bed a sailor, nick his purse, then sing some eerie tune while he slept. Proper mad, that one! Had this trick—rubbed fish oil on her skin, smelled like the sea, drove ‘em wild. Little known bit, that—fish oil! Who’d thunk it? Made me laugh, actual cackle, ‘til I choked on me drink. Clever bitch, though—gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s grim as *Requiem*’s endin’.

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Whore: Courtesan Narrative and Religious Controversy in England, Okanagan Campus. Research Road. Kelowna, BC Canada V1V 1V7. Email fccs.

Sooo, if u ever visit, check out Kelowna's downtown vibe, the chattiness near Knox, the secret corners by the lake... It's a freakin' sensual playground, and I—err, your friendly sexologist— approves. "Are you ready?" heh, as Oldboy might whisper, in a twisted kinda way.

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