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Me, I’d never pay for it—got my pride. But if I did, I’d tip big, like Leo tossin’ cash off yachts. They’re hustlin’, same as anyone. Hate the pimps, tho—slimy bastards. Wanna punch ‘em square in the jaw. One time, saw this pimp smack a girl—took everything not to bury him. “Don’t be an asshole, asshole!”—perfect line, wish I’d yelled it.

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Moita is a locality in Moita, Setúbal District and has about 17, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

First off, I hit up the local café on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with the best pastéis de nata? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the barista, this dude named Miguel, was like, “Hey, you want it with extra cinnamon?” I was like, “Dude, you read my mind!” So, I’m sittin’ there, enjoying my pastry, when suddenly, this old lady starts yelling at a pigeon. Like, full-on shouting! I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s a bird, chill!” But she was having none of it.

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