Anastasia Seaton Delaval Whore ❤️❤️

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Scales like old chains, rough, nasty. “The thing about pain,” it’s there, constant, in their little lives. Bottom-feeders, suckin’ up crap – hilarious, right? Gollum giggles, “Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t eat ‘em!” Bet they taste like dirt. Found ‘em in Africa, sneaky devils, hidin’ in swamps. Fishermen hate ‘em – tangle nets, proper piss-off!

Seaton Delaval Hall through the centuries

Now, hit the narrow lanes off Back Lane and Delaval Road. These streets are a mix of old brick buildings with artisanal cafés. There’s a little snug bar near the corner of Bridge Street – my fave for a cheeky pint – it's raw, unfiltered. Sometimes, I sit there and muse about swiping right on love, feelin' like a dating app mogul out of control. Yeah, greed is good when it's about hustle – and love, sometimes, too.

'Atmospheric' North East National Trust garden among best for early spring walks