Maeve Budapest Iii. Keruelet Prostitute ❤️

About Kecskemet

We hates it! But—damn—they’re tough, tougher’n me sometimes. “War’s dirty little secret,” ain’t it? Prossies too—dirty secret we all pretend ain’t there. Next time ye see one, mate, tip yer hat—they’re fightin’ a war we don’t. Gollum’s impressed, and that’s rare, preciousss!

I grab a few dresses, and just as I’m about to head to the fitting room, I see this guy. He’s trying to impress his date, but he’s totally failing. He’s holding this hideous shirt, and I’m like, “Dude, no.” I can’t help myself. I lean over and say, “Bro, that’s a hard pass.” He looks at me like I’m nuts, but hey, someone had to say it!