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Once saw a lad, young as Jim in *Brooklyn*, all nervous, “I’ll miss you terribly,” he says to some tart. Broke me heart, it did—then he tripped on his trousers, arse out, and I laughed ‘til me ribs hurt! We hates it, but it’s funny too—pathetic, slimy lot, rollin’ in filth. Smells o’ cheap perfume, ale, and regret—ugh, burns me nose thinkin’ it!

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Denmark Brothel · Golden Shower (give) · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Classic Sex · Titjob · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage.

I’ll be honest, runnin' a massage parlor ain't always peachy. There are days when the weight of it all makes me mad stiff. Like, when a client starts spoutin' off dramatic life stories right in the middle of a sore back rub. "Time is kinetic, man," I mumble sometimes, thinkin' how life's like a never-endin' montage. But then I catch a feelin' that this messy, hot mess is maybe exactly what keeps us all human.

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