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So, erotic-massage - it’s wild, scoob! Hands slidin’, makin’ ya feel all tingly. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, gladiators got rubdowns - sexy ones too! Kept ‘em loose for fightin’. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy thinkin’ - strong dudes, oiled up, chillin’. But then - ugh - some parlors? Sketchy as heck! Dirty tables, creepy vibes - ruh-roh, no thanks! Pisses me off when they rip ya off, charge like 50 bucks for 10 mins. Gimme a break!

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Nah, but it ain't all glamor. Some streets, like the back alleys off Avenida Central (didi I mention how the street vendors always gotta shout?) drive me mad sometimes, their noise nearly enough to break your heart with frustration, and I’m like, “I choose violence.” I’m not playin’!

I spent 12 days seeking Costa Rica's highlights, from the Cloud Forest to the Nicoya Peninsula. I'd revisit 3 places in a heartbeat but one tourist trap I'll never fall into again.