Brooklyn Skanoer Med Falsterbo Whore ❤️

About Stockholm

Alright, motherfucker, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! I’m sittin’ here, fixin’ radios, wires all tangled, thinkin’ ‘bout them girls out there hustlin’. Whores, man, they’re like the goddamn wind in *The New World*—you feel ‘em, but you don’t always see ‘em comin’. “The land is alive, motherfucker!”—like Pocahontas said, or some shit, and whores? They alive too, movin’ through the streets, silent but loud as fuck.

Bike ride in beautiful Skanør

Falsterbo Horse Show. July Falsterbo Horse Show Your responsibilities will be varied, and you will be placed at the FHS office in Skanör, Sweden.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling all good, when I decide to take a stroll down to the beach. Falsterbo Strand is just a few blocks away, and the view? OMG, breathtaking! The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is the life!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! Like, seriously?! I was just standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flew off with my lunch. I was mad, like, “Dude, that was my only meal today!”