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Brothel’s got history, tho—didya know? Back in old Rome, they had these “lupanars”—wolf dens, they called ‘em. Prostitutes howlin’ like wolves, lurin’ in horny bastards. Wild, right? Makes me grin thinkin’ bout it—feral, raw, no shame. Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush, but the game’s the same. I saw this one guy, fat as a hog, waddlin’ out, adjustin’ his pants. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter to myself, imaginin’ takin’ a bite outta his smug ass. Gross, sure, but temptin’—all that arrogance ripe for the pickin’.

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Apr 20,  · Visit Mértola, a charming town nestling beside the River Guadiana in southern Portugal famous for its Islamic heritage.

After that, I wandered down to Rua da Liberdade. It’s got these cool shops, and I found this sick gaming store. I’m talkin’ retro games, man! I was in heaven. But then, I saw the price tags. My wallet was like, “Nah, fam.” So I just window-shopped and pretended I was rich.

Inclusion of Mértola in the Indicative List of Portugal to World Heritage is a «historic landmark»