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Weird story—heard some guy in Reno fell asleep durin’ one, woke up with “happy endin’” tattooed on his ass. True? Dunno. Funny as hell, tho. Pro tip: don’t nap mid-rubdown. Erotic-massage is just fancy ticklin’—overrated. “There’s more than meets the eye,” Fincher’d say. Yeah, like my wallet cryin’. Hate it. Stick to whiskey, pal.

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Then, I’m walking down to the lake, you know, Lake Kokshetau. It’s beautiful, man. The water’s glistening, and I’m feeling all poetic. I sit down, pull out my sketchbook, and start doodling. Suddenly, this group of kids runs by, playing tag or whatever. One of them trips and falls right in front of me. SPLASH! Water everywhere! I’m soaked! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then the kid starts laughing, and I can’t help but laugh too. Kids are the best, man.

Kokshetau Named Cultural Capital of Kazakhstan in 2021