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About Palma

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re like lil’ kingdoms! Drama, fights, money flyin’—like a soap opera but with less clothes! One time, they say a gal named Ruby set the place on fire ‘cause a john stiffed her. Burned it to the ground, struttin’ away laughin’! Halleluyer, that’s some sass right there! “Prepare in advance,” like the movie—Ruby was READY, y’all!

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Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout PPuerto-de-la-Cruz like I'm chattin' with my best bud over a cold drink. Man, it’s a freakin’ gem on Tenerife! I’ve been here for years, soaking up these vibes, especially since I'm all about chillin’ and relaxation. Yo, start with Plaza del Charco – it’s like the heart of the city. People buzz there day n night. West side of the square got funky cafes and those little shops where locals hang loose.

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