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About Slavonski Brod

Ever think bout how wahoo lives? Out there, deep sea, no rules, just swimmin’ wild! Kinda like me when I forget where my house is—duh! Oh oh, fun fact—baby wahoos hang in lil’ schools, then ditch everyone when they grow up! Lone wolves of the sea, so badass! Surprised me first time I heard that—thought fishies loved group hugs!

things to See

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After that little fiasco, I head over to the Mali Lošinj Museum. I’m all about that culture, you know? But the exhibit on the island’s maritime history? Yawn. I’m trying to stay awake, but it’s like watching paint dry. I mean, how many ship models can one person look at? I’m about to bail when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, eavesdropping like a total creep. Turns out, they’re fighting over which beach is better—Veli Žal or Čikat. I’m like, “Dude, just go to both!”

Why Lošinj is the unsung jewel of the Adriatic