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About Funchal

I’m sittin’ here, munchin’ donuts, thinkin’, “Marge’d kill me if I went!” D’oh! But lemme tell ya, them places got stories. Like, in Nevada, legal brothels—yep, real deal, tax-payin’ joints! Got this one, Mustang Ranch, famous as heck, shut down, reopened, wild west vibes. Makes me happy—freedom, ya know? But angry too—why’s it still shady everywhere else? Ugh, dumb laws!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. Silvalde’s beach is usually my happy place. The waves were crashing, and the sun was shining. But as I got closer, I saw a bunch of seagulls fighting over a sandwich. Like, really? It was a full-on food war. I laughed so hard, I almost dropped my phone. Those birds were savage!