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OMG, the park is amazing! It’s got these huge trees and a little pond. I sit there, just chillin’, and suddenly, I see this kid feeding ducks. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, the ducks start fighting over the bread! It’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and people are staring at me like I’m nuts.

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