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Lemme spill – I got dragged to one once, friend swore it’d “loosen me up.” Me? Tight as a drum, dahling, no capes, no nonsense! Walked in, dim lights, weird oils, some chick whisperin’ bout “energy flow.” I’m like, “Honey, my energy’s fine, just don’t touch my glasses!” But oh, when she started? Hands like magic, I melted faster than a popsicle in July. Made me happy, like, whoa, why’d I wait so long? Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this stuff to “balance their chi” – fancy, huh? Bet they weren’t moanin’ bout taxes then!

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Just look at how many massage shops are here, and these are only the ones by the beach. You’ll find many more further down the streets. Massage shops here start at around 1, Baht for a .

So, we spend the next hour tearing the place apart. I’m flipping through papers, looking under tables, and I swear I saw a mouse. Or maybe it was just my imagination. Either way, I was NOT happy. Finally, we find the samples in the fridge. Who puts important stuff in the fridge? I mean, c’mon!