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Did you know – right, little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, docs used “pelvic massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Basically a sexual-massage with a stethoscope and a smug grin – “There, there, love, all better now!” Makes me furious, that – bunch of pervy quacks getting their jollies off under “medicine.” Still, can’t help but laugh at the cheek of it. Imagine the Yelp review: “Dr. CreepyHands, 5 stars, cured me shakes!”

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