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But here’s the kicker—some asshole last week, he’s all, “Just a back rub, bro,” and I’m like, fuck off, you ignorant prick! Sexual-massage ain’t no PG-13 bullshit—it’s primal, it’s “fill me with your absence” from *Blue*, that ache you can’t shake. I’m lyin’ there, she’s teasin’ every nerve, and I’m happy as a pig in shit, thinkin’, “This is it, this is the greed I live for!”—more touch, more heat, more everything. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? Felt like I owned the world for 60 minutes.

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Regain consciousness and presence in your body wwith Althea´s Tantra Massage. It was am when I arrived at Althea's office in Funchal, above the Cathedral.

So, I’m walking, and boom! I see this group of students. They’re lost. Like, literally lost. I mean, how do you get lost in Funchal? It’s not that big! I’m like, “Yo, what’s up?” They’re all panicking, looking at their phones like it’s gonna save them. I’m like, “Put the phones down, peeps!”

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