Claire Deir El Asad Whore ❤️

About Tel Aviv

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

Arab-Israeli towns put on lockdown for week

But then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a client. They’re freaking out about the stock market. I mean, it’s been a rollercoaster lately, but c’mon! I had to calm them down. “Breathe, it’s not the end of the world!” I said. But inside, I was like, “Why do I do this to myself?”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad flees, war monitor says, as his government collapses and insurgents enter Damascus