Hazel Kelkheim Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

So yeah, brothels, they’re a trip. Got me mates who swear by em, say it’s freedom, no bullshit. Me? I dunno, man, gets me all riled up thinkin how some o’ them lasses got no choice. Pisses me off, like, “I’ve abandoned my child!” – that’s what I’d scream if I ran the show, kickin out the sleazy pimps. But then, ya see em laughin, takin the piss outta drunk blokes, an I’m like, “Sharon! These birds got guts!” Makes me chuckle, ya know, seein em nick a wallet while the geezer’s passed out.

Day Ticket 75€

Brothel, Handjob, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Intimate massage, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

First off, Kelkheim is a mish-mash of cheeky streets and secret corners. Hit up Fürstenstraße – not to be confused with some posh metro; it's where the locals crack jokes and sip coffee like it’s their last day on Earth. Then there's Bahnhofstraße, where that ancient station grumbles like a stubborn old geezer. I swear, sometimes its clanging makes me think, “this job’s a sitcom” – but hey, snooze fest, am I right?

Blues send gifts to Wycombe's twin town Kelkheim