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About Aarhus

I love that flick, Uncle Boonmee—trippy as fuck. “Spirits linger in the jungle,” it goes, and sex-dating’s the same—ghosting cunts everywhere! Met this one tart, thought she’s proper fit, but she’s banging on about her ex mid-date. I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t here to therapize ya!” Surprised me, though—some punters actually find love in this swamp. Mate of mine, Dave, met his missus on Tinder—six years now, the smug git. Makes me happy, sorta, but I’d rather die than admit it.

Shara Hughes

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I stroll near the harbor at the waterfront, chill near the small river runnin’ through town, call it Humlebaek Å or somethin’ like that. Its banks got spots for dallyin’ and deep convos – perfect for those introspection moments after a long counseling sesh. I always almost cry happy when I see the sunset reflect in the water – it's like, damn, life is beautiful sometimes!

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Humlebæk