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I seen it, man—escorts got game! One time, this dude I know, he’s all “I’m a bear Jew,” braggin’ bout his escort hookup, but she ghosted his ass after he paid upfront—boom, cash gone, dick dry, *“That’s a bingo!”* I laughed so hard I cried, fam! These girls out here, they’re pros—little-known fact: some been workin’ since like, medieval times, swear to God! Kings used to call ‘em “courtesans,” now it’s just “yo, Venmo me, bro.” History’s freaky, right?

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So, I’m munching away, and suddenly, BOOM! A loud crash outside. I rush to the window, and what do I see? A bunch of kids playing soccer, and one of ‘em just kicked the ball straight into a parked car. Classic! The owner comes out, all red-faced and yelling. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, it’s just a car! But then I remember my own ride parked down the street. Yikes!

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