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Spontaneous, I am—thoughts jump, sexual-massage shady as fuck. Typo time—oil splotches, not sexy, jsut messy. Little story, hear this—cop raided spot, mid-rub, guy bolted naked! Laughed, I did—dude’s dignity, gone it was. "Silencio," movie ends—quiet after climax, awkward as hell. Informative, yet fun—know the risks, bro, shady’s no joke!

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In this week's story, an ethically nonmonogamous woman goes on another date with an influencer and blocks a divorced guy with bad vibes:

I was in rush one day, right? and I tripped near Old Oyster Bay Rd. I knw, sounds silly – im talkin’ bout a minor oopsie – but hey, life’s about those little misadventures, ya feel me? I mean, sometimes ya laugh about it later, just like a peculiar twist in a quirky film montage.

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