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Erotic-massage, mate, it’s ancient, Egyptians did it, horny bastards, usin’ lotus oil or summat, swear down. Me, I’d be rubbish at it, shaky paws, probly spill the lot, “Sharon, where’s the bleedin’ towel?!” Makes me happy tho, them soft touches, oof, gets the blood pumpin’, but angry too – why’s it gotta cost a fortune, eh? Capitalist pigs, chargin’ for a good knead!

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