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Oh, and the oils—lavender, eucalyptus, all that jazz. Smells like heaven, but sticky as fuck. Ever try wipin’ that off? Good luck, ya greased pig! Reminds me of that line, “You’re foggin’ up my chrome, man”—all hazy and slick. Fun fact: some ancient Greeks were ALL about erotic rubdowns—called it “anointing the warrior.” Badass, right? Bet they didn’t have creepy dudes tho.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. I swear, she’s like a hurricane. Her name’s Karen (of course, right?). She’s fuming ‘bout her drink. “I ordered a piña colada, not a coconut water!” I’m like, “Chill, lady! It’s the same thing, just with a twist!” But she’s not havin’ it. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra?”

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