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Alright, so here’s the deal—prostitute, man, what a gig! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’—prostitution’s like the OG freelance hustle. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I betcha those Russian hookers got stories wilder than a moose on vodka. Srsly, tho, it’s a job that’s been around forever—oldest profession, right? Like, way before LinkedIn was pinging you with “business opportunities.” I’m imagining this chick, let’s call her Candy—cuz why not?—struttin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, attitude bigger than Texas. She’s got that “Boyhood” vibe—y’know, my fave flick—where life just *happens*, messy and real, no script, no filter.

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Man, what a day! I swear, being a swineherd in Penarth is never dull. Woke up early, like, way too early. The sun was barely up, and I was already dragging my feet down the street. You know, the one that leads to the seafront? I think it’s called the Esplanade. Beautiful views, but I was too grumpy to appreciate it.

Motorist fined £1,014 for going 6mph over the 20mph speed limit in Penarth