Ivy Jurong Town Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

Jurong Island at a Glance

Prostitution in Singapore in itself is not illegal, but various prostitution-related activities are criminalized.

So, I start fixin’ ‘em up, right? And while I’m at it, I’m thinkin’ about how Jurong-Town is such a mix. You got the fancy malls like JEM and Westgate, then you got the old-school hawker centers. I mean, I love a good chicken rice from the hawker at Jurong East Central. Best in town, no cap!

HDB BTO June 2024: Jurong East, Kallang/Whampoa, Queenstown, Tampines, Woodlands, Yishun