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D’oh! Erotic-massage, man, what a trip! So, I’m thinkin’, like, “Certified Copy,” ya know? That flick’s all about what’s real, what’s fake—kinda like when ya get a rubdown and yer wonderin’, is this chick into me or just the cash? Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I tried one once—total sneaky move, right? Bart’d kill me if he knew! This lady, she’s all oiled up, hands everywhere, and I’m like, “Woo-hoo, this beats TV!” But then—D’oh!—she’s whisperin’ stuff, and I’m thinkin’, “Are we playin’ a role here, like Kiarostami’s peeps?”

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Finally, we reach the top. The view? Breathtaking. I mean, you can see the fjords, the mountains, the whole shebang. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical. Like, “Wow, life is beautiful.” Then I trip over a rock. Classic me. I’m sprawled out, and this couple nearby starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. I’m just trying to connect with nature here!”

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