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Once saw a remora ditch a shark—hilarious! Shark’s like, “Where’d he go?”—lost his lil’ buddy. Cracked me up, man, fish drama! They ain’t loyal, nah, just in it for the grub. Sneaky as hell, gotta respect it. Eat my shorts, they’re smarter than us! Prolly think, “This is my life now.” Another *Memento* vibe—short-term memory, fish style.

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So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to dry off, when I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about the best chippy in town. Seriously? It’s gotta be the one on the corner of St. Leonards Road. I mean, have they tried the haggis fritters? Pure magic! But they’re all like, “Nah, the one by the shopping centre is better.” I’m just sittin’ there, eavesdroppin’, thinkin’, “You lot need to get out more.”

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