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Yo, so I’m a Program Director, right? Talkin’ bout escort - not the car, nah, the gig. People payin’ for company, wild shit. My fave flick’s “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” so ima weave that in, fam. Picture this: dude hires an escort, they vibe, then he’s like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!” Straight up quotin’ that movie, tryna erase her from his brain later. Messed up, right? I’m sittin here, thinkin, escort life’s absurd - you’re a temp soulmate for cash. Deadpan as fuck, I’m like, “Yo, she’s clockin’ in for cuddles.”

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But then, I get a text from my boss. “Need that report by tomorrow.” Ugh, seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break? I’m like, “Dude, I’m at a fiesta!” But I know I gotta get it done. So I sneak away from the party for a bit, find a quiet corner, and start typing away on my phone.

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