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Downside? Smells like desperation half the time. Stale beer, cheap perfume – grim. I’d be like, “Let’s innovate, air fresheners, yeah!” Total game changer. Reckon I’d fancy a pint with the madam tho – hear her war stories. “You’re a dancer, I’m a dreamer,” I’d say, nickin that line from "Fish Tank." She’d roll her eyes, guaranteed. Brothel’s a mad world, mate – dirty, loud, alive. Love it, hate it, can’t look away!

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit hungry, so I hit up this food truck on Calle José de Diego. They got the best mofongo, man! I order one, and while I’m waitin’, I see this old lady, doin’ her thing, sellin’ fresh fruit. She’s got the biggest smile, and I’m like, “You’re the real MVP, lady!” She hands me a slice of pineapple, and I’m like, “Yasss!” Sweetest thing ever.

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