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But real talk, it’s nuts how these places run. Got rules tighter than Marge’s bun! Girls gotta get checked weekly—health stuff—county makes ‘em. Ain’t no sloppy business there. Reminds me of *Spotlight*, ya know, my fave flick. “We got a story here!” That’s what I’d yell if I busted into one. Diggin’ for truth, like them reporters. Brothels hide dirt, man—cash flowin’, secrets spillin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ some sleazy jerk’s rakin’ it in while girls get stuck. “Break the story wide open!”—that’s what I’d holler, hammerin’ my bar top.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, biblical rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standing there, tractor running, rain pouring, and I can’t help but laugh. This is my life, right? Just me and my trusty tractor, battling the elements. I’m like a modern-day knight, but instead of armor, I’ve got a raincoat.

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