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So, check it—swipin left, right, it’s nuts! Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re the pits sometimes. Horny dudes sendin dick pics—ugh, gross! Made me so mad once, I nearly threw my phone. “That’s a bingo!” I yelled, like Christoph Waltz, cuz it’s so damn predictable. But then, bam, you match with someone hot—happy vibes, right? Total surprise when they ain’t a bot!

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I find my client, and she’s in tears. I mean, I get it, but I’m not a therapist! I’m like, “Let’s file a claim.” But she’s all, “What if I never see my car again?” I’m trying to be all supportive, but inside, I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a car!” I mean, it’s not like it was a classic or anything.

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