Taylor Illawong Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m the prison warden, right, and I gotta spill about this prostitute I met—total wild card! Watched "A History of Violence" last night, fave flick, and man, she’s like Tom Stall—quiet but deadly, ya know? Hella sneaky vibe. Worked the streets near Springfield Pen, saw her every damn day. Skinny chick, red heels, always smokin’—looked like she’d shank ya for a burger. “I’m not a hero,” she’d say, straight outta Cronenberg’s script, all mysterious and shit.

Ranked 376th best suburb by locals in Sydney (Greater) Region, NSW

Illawong is an Aboriginal word meaning between two waters, referring to the Georges and Woronora Rivers. Illawong was originally inhabited by the Tharawal and/or Eora tribes who left .

Oh man, so let me tell ya 'bout Illawong (au) – it's a trip, dude! Bro, the vibes here really mess with my family psychologist brain in the sickest ways. Illawong is like a rollercoaster through the suburbs. I mean it – there's Illawong Avenue, right next to quirky little lanes like Merrywood Street and Downer Crescent. I still remember chillin’ at the Illawong Park – a hidden gem – omg, it's so lush and quiet sometimes u know? But then, damn, at other times it's like a zoo of emotions with families screaming and laughing, making me feel all kinds of things.

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