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Walked in once—total shock—smelled like roses and regret, ha! Girls chattin’, laughin’, one says, “Monsieur Bernie, welcome!”—straight outta Wes Anderson’s playbook, all polite and quirky. Loved that! Reminded me of Gustave H., runnin’ his hotel with flair, ‘cept here it’s less “lobby boy” and more “pay for play,” ya dig? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ how Gustave’d say, “Keep it discreet, darling!”—but nah, this place was loud, alive, real!

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The streets? They’re like, full of character. Take Lyngby Hovedgade, for example. It’s packed with quirky cafes, little boutiques, and even a hidden alley or two where lovers meet. I once had a cheeky little rendezvous there that left me mad happy – so much spice in the air, you’d swear the street lights danced!

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