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Oi mate, blimey, what a topic! Brothels, eh? Shocking stuff, innit? Me, Boris, a cashier by day—countin’ coins, baggin’ groceries—but I’ve got thoughts, big ones, on this saucy business. Picture it: dim lights, dodgy blokes, ladies with more grit than a Roman gladiator. *Cave felis*, beware the cat, I say! Like in *Requiem for a Dream*, it’s all a bit grim, yeah? “Ass to ass!”—that line haunts me, proper dark, proper mad. Brothels ain’t all champagne and giggles, no siree.

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So, I’m sitting there, dripping wet, and Marko’s just laughing. I mean, come on! I’m trying to enjoy my food here! But then, I see this cute dog outside. It’s just chilling, wagging its tail. I’m like, “Forget my problems, look at that pup!” I swear, dogs make everything better.

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