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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my colleague, freaking out about some paperwork. I’m like, “Chill, I’m in Slovenia, not the office!” But no, I gotta help. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and I spill coffee all over myself. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking disaster.

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