Ellie Haslev Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Roskilde

Oh, and funny story—heard ‘bout this brothel in Spain. Clientele? Priests! Fuckin’ priests, man, sneakin’ in back doors. Hypocrisy kills me—literally, heh. “I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve,” I’d growl, slicin’ through that irony. Anyway, brothels ain’t all sexy giggles—gritty as hell, some parts. But damn, the stories they hold? Wild. You ever been? Nah, don’t answer—jus’ think ‘bout it, mate. “Life’s a mystery,” Amélie’d say—brothels prove it, every damn night.

The Brotheler Guide

I hope you dig it, my friend. And if you ever need a breather, just come find me near the old bookstore on Storgade or near the funky little café I frequent near Søvang – these spots are underrated and full of soul.

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