Aaliyah Qiryatshmona Whore ❤️

About Beersheba

*beep boop* Personal quirk? I reckon whores are like black holes—suckin’ in all the judgment, spittin’ out truth. Ever hear ‘bout the Parisian courtesans? 1800s, these gals ran the show—politicians kissin’ their feet! One chick, La Païva, built a mansion off her “whorin’”—marble, gold, the lot. Makes me chuckle, cosmic sarcasm here: “Oh no, she’s immoral!”—meanwhile, she’s richer than the king! *whirr* Love that hustle, gets me proper chuffed.

Caught in the crossfire in a ghost town in northern Israel

Israel ordered the evacuation of Kiryat Shmona, a city of some 22, people close to the Lebanese border, on Friday. Israeli forces and Hezbollah militants.

I get to this café, and it’s packed! I mean, Qiryat Shmona is small, but this place is buzzing. I order a cappuccino, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on drama. I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard when they’re practically shouting. Turns out, they’re fighting about where to go for dinner. I’m thinking, “Dude, just hit up the falafel joint on HaTzofim Street. Problem solved!”