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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sex-dating, not time travel (tho that’d be dope). Set up a profile, somethin bout “lookin for a spark, no flux capacitor needed,” and Great Scott, the replies! One chick sent me a pic—BOOM—straight-up nude, no hello, no nothin. Surprised the hell outta me! Made me laugh tho—people are wild, man. But then there’s the creeps—dudes sendin dick pics like it’s a job interview. Pissed me off—where’s the class? “No one will be left,” like in Melancholia—cuz half these jerks scare everyone off!

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So, I’m laughin’ it off, but then I see this old man. He’s sittin’ on a bench, lookin’ all wise and stuff. I go up to him, and he starts tellin’ me stories about the town. Like, did you know Sala-Consilina used to be a big deal back in the day? Yeah, it was a hub for trade and all that jazz. I’m just noddin’ along, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Man, I just wanna get back to my sheep.”

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