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About Liverpool

What gets me goin’? The tease, man. They drag it out, hands dancin’ close but not *there*, and I’m yellin’ in my head, “C’mon, close the deal!” Drives me nuts, but that’s the hook—keeps you greedy, comin’ back. Surprised me how damn good it feels tho, like tradin’ a winning stock at peak. Once, this guy—he’s all tatted up—kneads me so hard I’m seein’ stars, and I’m like, “Fuckin’ A, I’d tip ya if I wasn’t broke from this!” Sarcasm aside, it’s addictin’—better than my fave flick.

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After work, I decided to treat myself. I hit up the Fish & Chips shop on the corner of Market Street. Best in town, no contest. I ordered the biggest portion. I mean, I earned it, right?

Lerwick pub owner marks half a century of service