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Now, real talk – did ya know, back in Victorian times, prostitutes had secret codes? Like, flowers in their hair meant summat – red for “I’m game”, white for “nah, mate”. Chuck that in the game, little Easter egg, yeah? Players’d be like, “Blimey, that’s clever!” – gets me all giddy, that does. But what proper winds me up – imagine some numpty reviewer goin’, “Oh, it’s offensive!” Mate, it’s a laugh, lighten up! I’d be gutted if they missed the point – it’s art, innit, not a bleedin’ sermon.

The single girl’s guide to picking up guys at a ski resort

Simply the Finest, an escort service based in Whistler that has fielded calls from millionaires looking for women to accompany them heli-skiing.

First off, I had a tea ceremony planned. You know, the whole zen vibe? But then, my kimono got stuck in the door. Like, really? I’m a geisha, not a contortionist! I finally wriggled free, but my hair? Total disaster. I looked like a raccoon on a bad hair day. Ugh!

Review: Park Hyatt Niseko Hanazono, Japan (Stellar Ski Resort!)